"Be Anything You Want" — OK, Here's How (Technically)

This is a submission for the DEV April Fools Challenge What I Built "I Want To Be..." is a life advice generator that takes your dreams and fulfills them — literally. Want to be rich? Change your name to Richard. Want to be a ninja? Wear all black and move slightly too quietly. People will get the idea. Want to be a cat? Knock something off a table and maintain eye contact. Cat energy. It's a genie who passed the bar exam for loopholes. You asked, we delivered. Technically. 44 categories of deadpan, literally-correct life hacks — from "astronaut" to "wizard" to "left alone" — plus 24 universal fallback answers for the truly original dreamers. Every answer is technically true. None of them are helpful. All of them are stamped 100% LEGIT ADVICE. Demo Try it live on GitHub Pages Type in your dream (or click a suggestion chip), hit GO, and receive your personalized life hack — complete with confetti, because every piece of advice deserves a celebration. Features: Instant, client-side advic